You're still going to get criticized, so you might as well do whatever the fuck you want....

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

randomlittlespark:

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once

the-personal-quotes:

relatable posts daily?

the-personal-quotes:

relatable posts daily?

the-personal-quotes:

relatable posts daily?

the-personal-quotes:

relatable posts daily?

beyoncescock:

new years resolutions:

  • get skinny
  • get hot
  • get rich

Does anyone else wanna go out and have fun but hates people and talking to people too much that they don’t. Te struggle is too real

Summary of Season 2

theoitnblife:

sproutbabe:

kumagawa:

when the supporting cast is more interesting than the main character of a series

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nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

claudianagy:

Pictures from opening credits of How I met Your mother.
Nine years. How time flies!

ryaninwonderland:

who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety 

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

ask-gallows-callibrator:

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

YEAH OKAY THIS IS REALLY REALLY TRUE LIKE SERIOUSLY 

itsleightaylor:

purrevogue:

Just some of celebs talking about teen’s “disorders”. (So much more celebs talk about this but I’ve found just these photos.)

you know something is up when jaden smith is making sense

“When I’m hurt, I shut down. I turn into a total sarcastic bitch. I shut off my emotions, and act indifferent towards everything even though it might be killing me inside.”

– Not sorry (via these-fading-scars)